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HoQ CTF League (2 comments)
Posted by artemis4 @ 10:56 CDT, 19 April 2024 - iMsg
Greetings,
House of Quake will hold a Capture the Flag League starting in early May. This is a new edition of a well-established competitive game mode and we would love as many hands on deck as we can!

Region: EU

Map pool: Spider crossings, Japanese Castles, The Dukes Garden, Ironworks, Troubled Waters, Infinity, Courtyard

Format: TBD

Teamsize: 5

For those who are interested, I would invite you to join the House of Quake discord server where there is an ongoing discussion in the CTF-league channel regarding the exact league format - forming the teams (self-initiating or draft), tournament format (Swiss format, Double round robin) and other possible settings.

There are ongoing negotiations with sponsors, but as of far, there is no prize pool.

On Thursday, 25th of April, there will be a final announcement of the league's format. Registration opens this Sunday and will close on the 28th of April. Until then, I invite you to join the discord and help us with the decision!


Links: House of Quake discord server, CTF-league channel
Edited by Lam at 05:42 CDT, 20 April 2024 - 346 Hits
Is Rapha Asian? (6 comments)
Posted by clitsucker @ 15:13 CDT, 17 April 2024 - iMsg
I mean just look into his eyes.... no homo!
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I did it guys (4 comments)
Posted by gSTRUCTOR @ 20:54 CDT, 15 April 2024 - iMsg
Born, grew, had kids and before dying, whenever it happens, i can die happy now.




long live quake brothers, im playing QL duel every night with couple friends and enjoying it like its 2010.

thanks

btw cooller stream now with cam and cool blue lighting woohoo (RickFlair.gif)
Edited by gSTRUCTOR at 21:04 CDT, 15 April 2024 - 573 Hits
Day One (9 comments)
Posted by czm @ 12:07 CDT, 15 April 2024 - iMsg
Got some weird skin thing on my knee, should I get it checked out?

Also wasn’t it cool back when we just hit a few keys in a row to communicate in game via text? Pretty sure that’s what I spent most of my time thinking about while getting driven home from middle school

But back to the skin issue. Think it’s related to this time I fell in that gravel parking lot in Neely, Alaska while running in flip flops and scraped my knee real bad. Not sure tho, cuz that was like 18 years ago
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My 2nd PQL frag movie (4 comments)
Posted by Maga-pql @ 10:34 CDT, 5 April 2024 - iMsg

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 8 (3 votes)
Don't take your girl to the cinema, better save money and check the tape:
Youtube
Edited by Lam at 12:57 CDT, 8 April 2024 - 611 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 14:55 CDT, 29 September 2014 >>
By QuakeLive Gangland 
Anarki cuz he does kickflips over his gibbed homies.

Or in my case eats shit and losses his skateboard on Wilshire Blvd. in heavy traffic.....
Edited by Gangland at 15:07 CDT, 29 September 2014
<< Comment #2 @ 07:08 CDT, 11 October 2014 >>
By Galicia santile 
Bitterman or Mynx, that is the question...
<< Comment #3 @ 11:35 CDT, 11 October 2014 >>
By United States of America function9 
Visor is love, Visor is life.

There's something kinda creepy about Xaero, and not in a good way. But in a, "cmon little boy, want some candy" kind of way.
Edited by function9 at 11:38 CDT, 11 October 2014
<< Comment #4 @ 15:05 CDT, 23 October 2014 >>
By Quake 3 (black) Kapiter 
noob question: Why "CPMA" is relevant for the skin choice ?
<< Comment #5 @ 15:16 CDT, 23 October 2014 >>
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<< Comment #6 @ 09:01 CST, 31 January 2015 >>
By QLcz Frazer 
RANGER = QUAKE.

Hes the fuckin face of Quake. We're talking about a dude who ended entire slipgate affair by fisting Shub-Niggurath.

The rest? heres an overview:

Crash - Silent slut that gives lip service to all EDF grunts.
Hunter - Zoophiliac . Nice buttcheeks.
Klesk - Difficult childhood and your mother marrying a hedgehog = this.
Anarki - Goddamn hipster wannabe.
Xaero - if Pai Mei had an unwanted child he spanked every day, a barefoot wannabe Shaolin reject, this would be it.
Bitterman - A star of Strogg concentration camp, looks like he overdosed on acid long time ago.
Angel - A child of Terminator and Mr Creosote.
Bones - a walking skeleton. Yay. Bury him again.
Orbb - an elephant testicle running on a pair of hands.
Cadaver - It's nice to see that funeral industry have their contender in Q3 too.
Doom - a G.I Joe reject who tried to stop Satan for the hell of it.
Daemia - la puta del madre
Gorre - another G.I Joe reject. But with cool face mask.
Grunt - dont overdose on steroids or you'll end up like him.
Hossman - overweight biker with constant constipation.
Lucy - discharged from prison duty for being a fat slut that gives her ass for a pair of milkshakes.
Major - given her ingame quotes, she needs good pounding. Bad.
Patriot - a cyborg corpse with Oval Office aspirations.
Phobos - Doom's retarded brother. Gay brother.
Razor - He's 90's EXXTREME! incarnated. With a huge codpiece. A Marlboro Man contender.
Mynx - So much nerd fappage. So much fappage.
Sarge - "I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck"!!!!!
Slash - there you go. id Software predicted emo.
Sorlag - a reason why Godzilla should never rape any Gremlin again.
Stripe - made solely so that he can polish Grunt's pecs and have manly love with him.
TankJr - Tank Commander and Iron Maiden had an affair. After this abomination, Stroggs preemptively removed all genitals from their soldiers.
Uriel - so Kain finally scored a mothman. Great.
Visor - Gorre's roommate.
Wrack - a politically correct Ranger.

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